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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 131
If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.
Falling in love is such an easy thing to do but there's no guarantee that the one you love, is gonna love you~
Signs your falling in love: You check you are hoping you get a Facebook message form that person. You"ll read their txts over and over again You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them They becomes all you think about You"ll get high just by their smell You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them You"ll do anything for them While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time :)
I'm to ambitious to be a housewife
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
LIKE IF: I like saying "I love you too" when someone says "I hate you."
The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
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