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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 130
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much; Don’t hope too much; because that too much can hurt you so much. ♥
Having a good word with yourself on your way home from a nite out
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH
lets go f**king mental.
people, people f**ked me up, man.
The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.
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