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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 45
I've lost my bear,can I sleep with u? =]
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
hy frdz enjoy ur life smothly
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
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