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"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked ""I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on itI manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake......with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOTI was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Babe if you were my homework , i'll do you all nightBabe if you were my homework , i'll do you all night
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
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