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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 46
I Can. But I won't.
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
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