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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 89
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Get a life!!!
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)
Winter Crocs are the best thing that have ever been invented!! If you dont like them then you probably have never tried them. They may not look amazing but it is feet heven!
Nasi pad*ng kok ada gorengan tempenya, udah macam warteg aja.. hadeuuh.. aya2 we..
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
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