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Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
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Having too much month left at the end of the money.
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all we need is diet.
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Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
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Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
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Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
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Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
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The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
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Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
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I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
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