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Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
you must once be stupid in order to gain wisdom
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
Daydreaming of you doing something but you know that wont happen.
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind. :D
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Having a heart attack when you realize you're sitting on your phone.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
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