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Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With ThemLicking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on itI manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.
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