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So I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rashSo I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rash
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With ThemLicking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on itI manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
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