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I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
So I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rash
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.
Acting like a Bruce Lee,when i'm scared. xD
Being Alone is Better Than 2 Be Addicted 2 Someone Who Can Leave U Anytime
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