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Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.
No honey, you only THINK you have haters... The truth is we, the people, barely know of your species :)
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
Life is an adventure - dare it. Life is love - enjoy it. Life is a tragedy - face it. Life is a struggle - fight it. Life is a promise - fulfill it.
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