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"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
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