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--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drinkSome friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standardsLove is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
Having too much month left at the end of the money.Having too much month left at the end of the money.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastardMarrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
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