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Unknown Drunken InjuriesUnknown Drunken Injuries
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
If Ya Really Loved Me You would have told me before i got a boyfriend you jut wanted to make everything complicated :'(If Ya Really Loved Me You would have told me before i got a boyfriend you jut wanted to make everything complicated :'(
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys canHi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
Like this if u are tired of school already d:Like this if u are tired of school already d:
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noisesStanding in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question"."You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hotAwkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
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