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Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Unknown Drunken Injuries
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
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