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Love is when you find someone who didn’t meet any of your standards
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
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