Best Facebook status updates - Page 130
When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Beginning, Light, Look, Smile, Grow, Cry, Hate, Destroy, Enjoy, Care, Smile, Look, Light, End. - This is a man's life. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.`` [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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