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I hate it when i go to a party and someone is wearing the same turban as me
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.
If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings.
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
'' Do you have a good reason to not talk to me?'' .. '' I don't need a reason, I do what I want,girl ''
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