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If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings.
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
God sent me to piss the world off!! -Eminem
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
'' Do you have a good reason to not talk to me?'' .. '' I don't need a reason, I do what I want,girl ''
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