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Life is partly what we make it and partly what it's made by the friends we choose.Life is partly what we make it and partly what it's made by the friends we choose.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
So I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rashSo I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rash
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few.""Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few."
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy BirthdayThat awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
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