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I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
Life is partly what we make it and partly what it's made by the friends we choose.
So I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rash
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
The best feeling you get when you see your bf, it's kinda unexplainable. It makes you happy, excited, nervous, and every other good feeling a person can get. <3
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
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