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Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind. :D
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Daydreaming of you doing something but you know that wont happen.
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
Those warm, almost summer days that put you in such a great mood ♥
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
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