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I hate when people walk REALLY slow when I need to go somewhere fastI hate when people walk REALLY slow when I need to go somewhere fast
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
Life is partly what we make it and partly what it's made by the friends we choose.Life is partly what we make it and partly what it's made by the friends we choose.
Those warm, almost summer days that put you in such a great mood ♥Those warm, almost summer days that put you in such a great mood ♥
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesusTaking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
So I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rashSo I hear you are seeing my ex. Well I just want to apologize ahead of time for that rash
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
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