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I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
can you see my eyes,i see you're eyes,,and i see much question !!??
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
mum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebook
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
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