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i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to meI don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a bonerthat feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the boxWho ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to sayThe awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolismEating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
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