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Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
can you see my eyes,i see you're eyes,,and i see much question !!??
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
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