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[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
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