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fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
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