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[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
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