Best Facebook status updates - Page 138
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs.. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-' [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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