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Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupidPanicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to meI don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X][I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthdayfakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovelLIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
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