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Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"‎"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovelLIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthdayfakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)* I love you * * No you don`t !! I love you more * * No, I love you more * LIKE if you ever had this argument :)
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