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I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolismEating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hotAwkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a bonerthat feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
mum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebookmum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebook
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
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