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I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to meI don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupidPanicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
mum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebookmum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebook
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