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I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
i absolutely hate thinking about you, and i hate missing you even more: i have no space in my heart or mind, for a criminal like you to hide, especially when i was pushed aside, for the biggest mistake of your life...
"Every man at the door don't get a key. You're on the outside looking in, now tell me what you see"
mum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebook
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
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