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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
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