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Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
mum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebook
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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