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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
can you see my eyes,i see you're eyes,,and i see much question !!??
I want you to LEAVE,and be happy, and NOT come back.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
mum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebook
Those late night talks where you confess everything but the next morning think, "Shit, why did I say that?!"
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
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