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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 135
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
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