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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 137
I miss the old 'Cartoon network' days :)
That constant battle between getting up to pee or staying in bed.
Putting Cold Hands Onto Someones Back
Feeling more rejected than the first piece of bread
Like if you've ever spat your drink out because someone made you laugh
I use smiley faces when I don’t know what to say next
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Guys who do cute things for their girlfriend without being told
Loving a band no one knows, and dying inside when they become popular.
Guys are like bras. They hook up behind your back.
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