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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 137
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
"I need a drink or 12."
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbits
... you make me smile, please stay for a while :) ...
I love people who keep a smile when they have every right to break down. :D
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
Being In A Relationship Where You Can Act Silly Together
Sorry. Edward Cullen Won’t Be Your Boyfriend. He Doesn’t Exist.
Having a heart attack when you realize you're sitting on your phone.
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