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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 138
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Why do today what you can pull off and do tomorrow
Supp peepz yo yo yo
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Awkward moment when u accidentally hit the Like button During FB stalking
Like if you DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~ Publish If u Smoke! :OOO
They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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