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`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
LIKE IF:My cell phone is my watch, camera, flashlight, calculator and so much more.
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
That Awkward moment when all your friends on Facebook like your status.
If you don't love me,just leave ;)
Hey remember me? I used to mean something to you
Like if you DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~ Publish If u Smoke! :OOO
What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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