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Your decision is to ruin even and our last chance. Nothing more I can do
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
Inbox (1) makes me nervous.
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
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