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Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolismEating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a womanMaking a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of themTalking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupidPanicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
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