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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 107
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
Being In A Relationship Where You Can Act Silly Together
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
fakebook friends ignore the notification thats its yr birthday
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