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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 107
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
"I need a drink or 12."
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
"Shut up, you love it"
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
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