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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 106
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
No brain no pain.
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
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