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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 109
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
Waling alone in search of lyf.........
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em
When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
I still love you.. Why can't you understand this.? Maybe you don't love me anymore,but why can't you say that to me.? :((
I love my boyfriend.
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