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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 108
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Guys who still open doors for girls
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