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Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie"."Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Fer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegurFer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegur
forgetting to come homeforgetting to come home
Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else'sDoing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT""Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question"."You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
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