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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 113
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
"Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few."
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
My favorite number is #1
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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