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I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself.""I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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