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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 115
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3
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