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Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.""Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain LetterNo, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A DumbassI Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
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