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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
No brain no pain.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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