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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 76
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
Having inside jokes with yourself
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
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