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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 75
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
MUST LOGOUT NOW. Oh, a notification, I guess I stay on! :)
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