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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 93
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
High Heels ♥
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
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