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I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?""You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up.""Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.Dear teacher, I talk no matter where I am. Moving my seat will not help.
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
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