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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 96
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
"Shut up, you love it"
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
Life's too short to remove usb safely
I must go. My planet needs me.
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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