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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 98
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
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