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User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
Looking back at old photos and thinking... LOOK AT MY HAIR :O
Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
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