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All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Meowing at cats until they meow back
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
Having inside jokes with yourself
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
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