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"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal."1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I doI can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :DThat everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
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