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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 99
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
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