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A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
I ♥ my dad
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will come. And even if it doesn't come straight away there is still that chance all through your life that it will.
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
Regret is a useless emotion as it’s impossible to go back in time and change your actions. If we all live our lives mistake free then we would have nothing to learn and grow from
Babe if you were my homework , i'll do you all night
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
You are the constant tingle to my heart<3
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