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Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else'sDoing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbishGiving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbitsBeing around someone so much, you catch their habbits
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drinkSome friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys canHi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
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