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Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Some people go to high school. Some people go to school, high.
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
Having inside jokes with yourself
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
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