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Best Facebook status updates - August - Page 93
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
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