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forgetting to come home
Sitting in class wondering who's a virgin.
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
That one `mood` when suddenly everything is funny & you can`t stop laughing.♥
When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.
The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. It`s nothing personal, but some people need to realize that sometimes I don`t feel like talking.
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