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Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fatJumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
I won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I startI won’t mess with your head or play with your heart, because I’m a real person and I’ll finish what I start
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicornDropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my catsWhen everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
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