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Best Facebook status updates - December - Page 96
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
I give up on you. Not because l don't care. lt's because you don't.
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
*ping*....dinners ready
lifes to short to for mabyes
Having a heart attack when you realize you're sitting on your phone.
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