Best Facebook status updates - June - Page 98
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard 
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." 
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!Page:
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard