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That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
Those warm, almost summer days that put you in such a great mood ♥
Touching Things That Say "Do Not Touch"
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
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