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Never say goodbye, because saying goodbay means going away... and going away means forgetting...
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
I'm lazy and I know it
there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"
Bathroom conferences with your best friend at parties
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