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After "M"onday N "T"uesday Even The calendar Says WTF :D
just F**k this life......
Don't try to fix me. I'm not broken.
Like if you DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~ Publish If u Smoke! :OOO
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
advend by dad :-)
You know what really s*cks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single.
OK... I looked out of my window, and I told to myself - WTF?!?!??
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