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Hey remember me? I used to mean something to you
Guys have no idea how long something they said can stay in a girl's mind.
just because u say i luv u dosent mean they luv u back
The best feeling you get when you see your bf, it's kinda unexplainable. It makes you happy, excited, nervous, and every other good feeling a person can get. <3
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Allergic? Yes.. To what? To people...
“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Carrie
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
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